Cincinnati is your new favorite baseball team.
Cincinnati baseball’s amazing post-game shenanigans
I’m so glad I got up this morning so that I could watch this.
This makes me proud to be from Cincinnati. xD.
i wanna drink until i ache,
i wanna make a big mistake
i love this song beyond anything
Marina Diamandis is perfection
Jimmy Page speaking to the crowd before Black Dog
She Loves You/Sie Liebt Dich - The Beatles
LEFT EAR: German version.
RIGHT EAR: English version.
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
(Source: rnilkbreath, via thenewyardbirds)
*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
Yahoo people taking an actual look at the site they just bought